Saturday, January 3, 2009

Cooper Is Being Stubborn

I have a theory. Actually, Chad and I have a theory. It is that there are far too many children born into not so stable environments that are in turn raised to be not so productive portions of society. As a result of this theory, we have always encouraged the mentally stable people we know to go forth and multiply. In short, good people should have as many children as possible so that we have a fighting chance at keeping this planet from disappearing in a smoke cloud emitted from an exploded meth lab.
Tony and I have been ruthlessly hounding his best friend and wife to pro create for years now. I don't think we had much to do with the decision, I think Dinger just wanted to prove that "his boys could swim", but they are finally blessing the world with one more combatant in the war against dysfunction. Cooper Charles was due on the 29th of December and is not showing any signs of gracing us with his presence anytime soon. All I can say is that good things come to those who wait... Oh, and I had January 2nd in the pool and there were no later guesses than that so I win by default.

You can come out now, Coop. We are all waiting very patiently to spoil you rotten. I'll buy you a brand new, shiny pair of Chuck Taylor's if you come out and see me.

4 comments:

edwardnbella said...

"we have always encouraged the mentally stable people we know to go forth and multiply": if Chad thinks this is so, then why doesn't he get a vasetomy reversal??? ha ha

edwardnbella said...

i mispelled in my haste:
VASECTOMY

flo said...

WHAT? ARE YOU NUTS? (no pum intended)

edwardnbella said...

hee hee... yeah, I'm too old... but if I were younger....