Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Health Advice From Lewis Black

"I have concluded that there are.. general rules of health that actually pertain to everyone. The first is that the good die young but pricks live forever. John F. Kennedy and Strom Thurmond immediately come to mind, but feel free to insert your own family members in there. Anyway, in order to ensure your longevity, follow this simple plan: Pick out a kid who lives nearby, and every time you see him on the street, run outside and scream, 'Get out of here, you little shit!' Trust me on this. It's better than taking vitamins."


Tiff said...

Oh that sounds like fun..maybe I will start doing that. You should yell that at the naked man

Kris said...

Guess I got my shouting fix on Monday morning... I do feel better!