Oh, the places your mind goes when your insomnia has taken you inches from a psychotic break

I'm sure in some countries, Teenager Meat is considered a delicacy.

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My favorite Dirty Joke:

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Because his *i*k was stuck in the chicken.

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Give-a, give-a, give-a Garmin.
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I haven't used my Spanish-English dictionary in months.

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On January 21st, I bet George could get a job shining shoes in Iraq.

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I wonder if that old lady ever found the beef....?

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Occupation Pondering #352: Jeffrey Dean Morgan's tshirt.
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Please don't listen to any of this dribble. Anyone stupid enough to live in this dreadfully cold place is not worth the oxygen it takes to fuel them everyday. Hey, I kinda got a jab in on Sarah there, too.