If I were to walk outside wearing only milk soaked undies, would the cats meow or would I BE the cats meow?
Squirrels are really just Rats with tails but I hear they taste like chicken.
I would like to give being Brian Wilson's therapist a try. It may sound a little conceited but I think I can do better than Dr. Landy. And the bright side would be, if I fail, we can ride off together on a cloud made of Prozac that is propelled by a jam box that has 'Good Vibrations' on a loop.
Rubber bands stink.