'The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.'
'Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.'
'Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober.'
'Democracy is a device that ensures that we shall be governed no better than we deserve.'
'If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.'